I don't understand why adults don't get to have snow days. Kids have it so damn easy. When I wake up in the morning to 14 feet of fresh snow, I don't want to drink my coffee, eat my cereal, and trudge six hours through the blazing wind to get to my meeting. I want to put on my slippers and watch The Price is Right.
Imagine the possibilities:
"Close down Wall Street, it's a snow day!"
"The war in Iraq? But it's a snow day!"
"I can't perform open-heart surgery - it's a snow day!"
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