Twitter porn

I’ve had about 40 new followers in the past week, and they’re all named Tiffany or something. Get this crap away from Twitter.

De-Magnetized Cards

This always seems to start up when there's a huge line behind me and I'm buying something really important. The cashier has to swipe the card 25 times just to get it to work. Also my public transport card is de-magnetized, so I always miss my metro while standing there, hoping that my card will swipe. WHY?!?!

Grown people that wear clothes that should only fit children

Today, on the metro, I noticed a woman wearing jeans so tiny, half her flabby ass cheeks were hanging out of them. It was awful. Every time she walked, they jiggled, and I couldn't even read my magazine in peace because they were jiggling in my face. Please, people. Buy size appropriate clothing.